mathematical allergy


when you are repulsed by the sight of any numerals or symbols—for a fraction of a second, your brain feels frozen, before you can take control of your sensory organs.
on his wife’s persuasion, ken finally joined “mathophobia anonymous”—he’s been diagnosed with an acute form of mathematical allergy.

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