Mather’s Day
the holiday celebrated on both mother’s and father’s day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.
permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate mather’s day this year. i’m preparing myself for when i actually have a child and we can celebrate father’s day together.
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