Mathew
a very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. known to make women -rg-sm with a wink. a monster in everything he does. a god in bed. pops cherries with his s-xy stare.
he is no mathew
i saw mathew
mathew touched me
mathew is so cool
i want to suck mathew
i licked mathew
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