the action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.
usage of mathmatize:”i got sooo drunk last night. i started with beer and i think i switched to liquor at one point because my p-ss smelled like jack daniels. i am extremely hungover today”
x- = how many beers drank
z- = unknown types and quant-ties of booze drank
y- = rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness
sample sentence of mathmatize:
“i got sooo drunk last night. i started with (x-) and i think i switched to (z-) at one point because my p-ss smelled like (z- squared). i am (y-) today”
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