mathturbate
doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for ib) that is so exciting that you feel s-xually stimulated in the process and have an -rg-sm once you’re done.
alan: sorry man, i can’t go see “i am legend” with you guys tonight because of this stupid ib hl math portfolio on the koch snowflake that i have to write…
barzeen: don’t even bullsh-t me, alan, i know you’re just gonna jack off all night anyway.
alan: well, you’re kinda right. i’m gonna mathturbate.
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