mating season
mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. there’s a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. people just go crazy to be with someone. and anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. you know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
we’re about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!
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