Matisse
the best friend u will ever have. really pretty and great to talk to. absolutly funny. really good at dancing . and all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life
guy 1:she is the best girl ever
guy 2: must be a matisse
a super pretty italian girl with long blonde hair. she might seem quiet, but she has a lot to say. she sounds really, really weird when she screams. she is also very nice, and awesome at ballet.
cora: isaac likes matisse!
matisse: yay?
crazy motha f-cka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big fat lazy!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh 😉
and is a very lloyal friend
boy-man uno: wow i got h-lla frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: really? d-mn your lucky! she must be one h-ll of a matisse
boy-uno: oh ya i love those matisses
a great friend that you can always count on keeping your secrets. dark brown hair, beautiful singing voice. nerd-ish. loves sci-fi. somewhat shy.
guy 1: are you friends with a matisse?
guy 2: well duhh, i am matisse, the original!
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