Matman
matman is a super-hero that is not to be confused with batman. he hangs around with his side kick robbem. together, they are an elite fighting force that protects the u.s. const-tution and the natural bill of rights in new jersey and the tr-state area.
some important facts:
origin: somewhere in new jersey(exact place must be kept unknown)
matman’s real ident-ty: unknown
robbem’s real ident-ty: unknown
enemies: anyone who messes with them
where they reside: don’t worry about it
vehicle: matmobile(black 2003 jeep grand cherokee special edition)
“to the matcave matman!!!!”
“quickly robbem. to the matmobile!!!”
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