matoaca
a small–ss town that no one cares about in central virginia. about 4 people actually live there, and the only reason anyone knows it exists is because there’s matoaca high school, a garbage high school in the middle of b-mf-ck nowhere. downtown (if you could even f-cking count it as a town whatsoever) consists of a corner store, a church, and some houses. there is absolutely no indication that you are living any further than in the 1940’s. the rest of the matoaca area is a sh-tty mix of abandoned houses, houses that look like they are abandoned but aren’t, and brand-new houses that totally contrast everything elseems around them. chesdin landing is about the only other thing worth noting, which is a rich neighborhood which consists of rich people who don’t like to admit they’re rich. the neighborhood also has a golf course, which is probably the only reason anyone would travel near this f-ck–ss town. anyone who currently lives here is either old as f-ck or is young and can’t wait to get the farthest they can from this sh-thole.
realtor: “are you looking for a house in the matoaca area?”
customer: “f-ck no, i wouldn’t live within 20 miles of that place.”
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