matrimonial blindness

a rare condition that your partner expects you to have. when you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. in other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else’s b–bs but theirs.
tom: whoa! look at her! i would tear that -ss up!
sally: tom! you’re supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

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