a rare condition that your partner expects you to have. when you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. in other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else’s b–bs but theirs.
tom: whoa! look at her! i would tear that -ss up!
sally: tom! you’re supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
girl. thai girl. translates from thai language. he went to thailand to find a pooying.
the act of p–psterbating in a church’s or holy place’s bathroom. i ducked out of m-ss for a quick popesterbate this afternoon… i left quite the offering.
- Sherlock Ho
someone who puts the clues together all wrong. shut up, sherlock ho, you don’t know my life! a conniving girl who looks for evidence to sabotage a relationship or to black mail a gentlemen into sleeping with her. sherlock holmes is one of the best in the business when it comes to catching criminals, but […]
a place full of rednecks who like to drive pick ups and gossip about town wh-r-s. a palce full of prost-tots who are only 12 and the guys who are 30 have s-x with them. 1 nut paco lives here he is the town hero hey im going to mattawa to get some prost-tots sh-t […]
- Matt Heafy
guitarist of flordia based metal band trivium. at the age of 23, matt has had considerable success for a young artist. trivium has garnered a large following in europe and they are now trying to achieve the same success in north america. he plays a dean mkh 7-string, white with the j-panese flag on it. […]