matrix moment
a point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
while working at a typewriter company, i read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. i had a matrix moment when i realized that the company and my life’s work had been rendered obsolete.
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attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. anything done on “jack–ss” or in the movie the matrix. aka…don’t try this one at home kids.
….said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain….”dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump.”
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