matrixed
to dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to neo dodging the agent’s bullets in the first matrix movie.
let’s say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. you have just matrixed the ball. you may now say, “dood, i matrixed the h-ll out of that!”
to go from a wonderful start to a horrible finish (such as with the matrix film trilogy).
the project started out great, but then that consultant came in and matrixed it.
when a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.
one of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
-holy sh-t yo! that chick just matrixed you dawg!!
or
-yo bih, if i go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
to win a fight by pulling off a hard and amazing technique.
he matrixed them.
when a philosophy teacher gets h-t with a question that starts with “isn’t it just like the matrix . . . ?”
while talking about plato’s cave, professor brown got matrixed.
1. derived from the film ‘the matrix’ when the guy h-ll moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. it is also similar in meaning to the word, ‘smooth’.
-derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but paulies ducks to avoid it-
derek: whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!
-paulie steals dereks d-ld- from right between his -rs- cheeks without him noticing-
derek: you fully matrixed that d-ld- from right between my -rs- cheeks!
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