Matsuzaka gyroball
a j-panese “strike-out”: sake included.
d-mn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an -sshole beercase helmet and a yellow d-ck. i would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.
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