matt back


a promiscuous woman who engages in coitus with many different partners and thus should attach a mattress to her back to increase time efficiency.
ay wortimer! do you recall that matt back we double-teamed last friday?
a large fatty growth that makes your back and head look like they are one solid piece. often it makes you walk like a penguin.
move, your mattback is covering the sky.

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