matt cox
a tall mother f-cker respects h-tler if he doesn’t like you he will f-ck you up big time.
if he likes you he will f-ck you no matter what.
“i’m so f-ckin’ scared of that kid”
“yeah he’s a matt c-x stay the f-ck away from him”
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