Matt Crawford


an epic night of drinking and drug use which involves both running from the police and car surfing (preferabbly at the same time).
oh man, last night i pulled such a matt crawford!
a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get h-rny from this. they are also known as a ch-m-. he is also known as a queer, f-g, d-ck slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a matt crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys

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