matt cutler
when two g-y men have b-tt s-x. when a man sticks his c-ck in a mans -ss. the only way g-ys can enjoy s-x.
dude: lets matt cutler
dude 2: yeah, ram me hard baby.
dude 2: i can’t walk!!
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