when you are as close to something as bark on a tree. usually used to get someone to do something.
girl: wanna go on a date
boy: why should i?
girl: because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
boy: oh okay
- estimated time of b*tching
when you make your girl angry wait for all h-ll to break loose tristan: man, i made her mad michael: what’s the estimated time of b-tching? (etb) tristan: i’d say about 5 seconds
- fishing for grandma
a s-x move where the male is using his p-n-s to “reel in” an older woman into bed. bill: yo man where were you last night? rob: bro i was out fishing for grandma
- a swimming pool band aid
something that is disgusting and should never be touched. hans: i was with anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! she acted grossed out and left! albert: what happened? i thought last night was going to be the night? hans: me too. i took off my pants and […]
the word to describe someone with a ten inch d-ck. jake, are you a tennincha?
- playing roger and donkey
to have s-x, especially (but not exclusively) in a rowdy or wild manner. joey and goleson were playing roger and donkey again. the whole neighborhood heard them.