matt damon

someone who always has to be the man in a movie. usually supernaturally smart.

(except in team america lol)
matt stone and trey parker are right. it’s about time matt damon looked like an ugly dumb-ss on the big screen
one of hollywood’s ‘pretty boys’ who proved that he’s actually a good actor with ‘the bourne ident-ty’, and will most likely continue to prove this with tbi’s two upcoming sequels, ‘the bourne supremacy’ and ‘the bourne ultimatum’.
the bourne ident-ty kicked a lot of -ss.
n. an actor from m-ssachusetts who attended harvard university and wrote the screenplay of the movie in which he gained his fame. he has won 2 academy awards and 2 golden globes and the screenplay he wrote received “best original screenplay”. he also happens to be gorgeous.
1. oh my gosh look at that guy, he’s so fine he reminds me of matt damon.

2. well ben’s a good actor but he sure isn’t matt damon
the modern renaissance man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all african children.
deliver unto us matt damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.
a term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a r-t-rded manner.

originates from the film team america where a puppet of the actor matt damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words ‘maatt daamon’ in a voice that collaborates with this.

example:

– guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time –

‘scott get up, you’re such a matt damon’
team americamatt damonr-t-rdeddumb-ss
a gorgeous and awesome actor, famous for being best friends with ben affleck and winning an oscar for writing “good will hunting”.
when ben affleck and matt damon have s-x, matt damon is always on top cuz he’s the coolest.
when you get a sweet headshot in the game call of duty 4.
d-mn dude, you just got matt damon’ed!