Matt faced


to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows
i can’t believe how matt faced you got last night….

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

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