matt fucking ridge
destroyer of all known thotty b-tches.
his giant d-ck is so big if you jumped off it you’ll have ripped throught the fabric of time and sp-ce
literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin sh-t
*cough* i would rather be -n-ly f-cked by a minion in a chinese concentration camp the sit next to matt f-cking ridge.
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