matt galati sardo
probably the gayest c-nt in the world. he has zero friends, and believes he’s good at volleyball, even though we all know he’s f-cking r-t-rded. unaturally small p-n-s and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their d-cks. matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. overall probably the biggest f-ggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay c-nt )
1. ”hey matt galati sardo, is that old man c-m on your face?”
2. matt enjoys old mens d-cks
3. ”it’s matt’s turn to serve in volleyball” ”oh f-cking h-ll, lucky were up by twenty points”
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