Matt Luxner


the “matt luxner” is the act of f-lch-ng another mans cream pie from a womans -n-s, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her v-g-n- where it will wait until the move know as the “rocket man” is performed however this move is not complete until the f-lch-ng man has sucked the v-g-n- dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the “rocket man” having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
i was going to “matt luxner” that b-tch but i ran out of pop rocks so i just sucked her dry with a silly straw!

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