Matt-Lynch


someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals
guy 1 – dude he’s so matt-lynch
guy 2 – lets back up a little
someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metros-xual, they are the downfall of old school men
hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch’s

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