Matt Mahan
awesome,hot,loyal friend,great kisser,a s-x god!!!!!!!! if u meet a matt he will rock your world he will become your best friend who you can trust with anything and can make you laugh wen u really need to but he is very fun and sometimes will sp-ce out and have no idea wat hes saying but no matter wat if u meet a matt and become his girlfriend u will be very lucky bc u will fall in love with him and so will he with you and u will be togerther forever
jennies sooo lucky shes dating matt mahan and they have ben dating for soo long
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