matt polk
when everything good keeps happening to someone (in there prime).
friend: “hey man i just got a new tahoe and it has a touch screen radio, bro i just got rose bowl tickets and i get to see baker mayfiled in person”. other friend: “d-mn bro you a “matt polk”.
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- feelings mutual
when you have the same feeling about someone as they have towards you. my ex hated my girlfriend , and the feelings mutual. when you have the same feeling about someone as they have towards you. my girlfriend hated my ex, and the feelings mutual.
- glue-eater
glue-eater – when someone is perceived to be slow at performing and/or completing a task or objective. a more eloquent name for idiots. “internet explorer is a glue-eater compared to chrome and firefox.” “did you hear that jake is getting a degree in basket weaving? what a glue -eater.”
- djess
a word that is synonym with, and therefore can supplant, the word “yes”. tommy: “have you finished your food, bruh?” jake: “djess, bruh. i dun have finished dat food, bruh!”
- dildo clock
the thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you 🙁
- mouffers
referencing the mouth when a person needs to shut up or be quiet. shut your f’ing mouffers! this is a descriptive slang term for a woman’s v-g-n-l region. usually, it is used in positive contexts. ex) her mouffer was tight