matt preston


the act of jacking off with ones own sh-t.
i stress that you use your own sh-t because using someone elses….would just be gross…aye matt…

after taking a huge sh-t, aruba gazed down into the toilet. the sight and smell of his huge fecal load caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. he gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. in his hand his sh-t felt warm and sensuous. using his sh-t he began to stroke his throbbing f-ck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. spent and stinking he stared down at his matt preston

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