matt prior
a subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from human resources before a 4pm snooze.
i was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior i had to make a stealthy escape
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