matt schaub
a quarterback for the texans that kicks -ss, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as f-ck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,
1. a bad-ss.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina “smoke dope and rap.”
randy is such a f-ckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.
1. d-mn!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks f-ckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. ooh i’m high as h-ll from snorting that girl
rush mr. cee so i could tie me up a curl
out that shaub hoes do jock
see my cutty in a rag i will drop top
see the freak on the block i think her name was kim
just stole her in the cutty like iceberg slim
i said how you doin, my name is dre dog
you give me your number i’ll give you a call
she said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
but i can’t have her number ’cause i f-cked her best friend
it’s a pity i’m a n-gg- that just don’t care
except for my dope my money and hair
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