Matt Stairs
possibly the greatest canadian born baseball player in history. currently plays for the san diego padres. he swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.
guy 1: who the f-ck just hit a 500ft home run off of johnathan broxton
guy 2: that was matt stairs
guy 1: how the f-ck is he only a pinch hitter
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