Matt Wellesley


a guitar wielding g-d, who is obsessed with his r-t-rded girlfriend, mandie.
(also see, “mandie”)
guy 1: “i wish i could learn guitar so i could play like matt wellesley!”

guy 2: “yeah. he’s great! mandie is one lucky girl!”

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