Mattari
mattari (mah-tah-ree)is slang j-panese used when telling someone to calm down. to pr-nounce it properly, stretch out the second ‘a’.
no.1-“holy flying onigiri b-lls, someone just ripped out my genitals!!! ”
stealing the peach
no.2-(obviously not paying attention)”mattari, we’ll just get you some new ones”
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