Matte
usually used to describe a makeup color. matte being no shimmer, flat.
i wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.
matte means wait in j-panese, or it can mean wait up or slow down however you use it.
“matte yuki!” mai shouted as she ran down the street to her friend, her alram didn’t go off and now she was running late.
a person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style
i thought we were friends, then he pulled a mattes on me
a mysterious mixture of urine and s-m-n stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. curiously smells like fish
dude, is that a mattes on your pants
a short b-tch -ss mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn’t got any. never gets laid. virgin … i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually c-ck block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn’t kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because n-body notices him in the first place. he drives a p-ssy -ss hyundai.
man did you see that guy that sh-t his pants?? he is such a matte!
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