mattea


the most beautiful girl in the world
everyone either wants to be her, or wants to be with her
shes the deffinition of beauty
wow, mattea is so gorgeous
the most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl on the planet!
i love mattea, she’s the best
a super bad -ss spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. pretty edgy and super hot
she’s the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the b-lls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right b-ttons.
thinks 60’s rock is the sh-t and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.
boy1: d-mn that girl is such a mattea
boy2: oh f-ck man she’s looking our way act natural.
the synonym of life.
sh-t, i have that essay due tomorrow fmm. (f-ck my mattea).
(muh-tay-uh)

n. a huge muse fan
man, there are so many matteas at this muse concert!

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