Matthew 10:34
a crazed p-ssage from the bible where jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as “all who draw the sword will die by the sword”.
matthew 10:34 (niv)
“do not suppose that i have come to bring peace to the earth. i did not come to bring peace, but a sword. for i have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law – a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.”
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