Tears of Passion
while engaging in coital relations the man fakes an -rg-sm with his unsuspecting lady. after some time p-sses his babe falls into a deep slumber. it is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. this results in a culmination of a glorious dna coating of the woman’s face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. when she awakens, their are j-zz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.
-‘hey, what did you get into last night?’
-‘my girl came over and we had some fun. after boning for a bit i thought it’d be interesting to allow her to wear my tears of p-ssion. it was a most triumphant experience for all involved.’
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