Matthew Broderick
an actor who had one good movie (ferris bueller’s day off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.
guy 1: “wow, matthew broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet.”
guy 2: “he may even be more boring than keanu reeves…”
guy 1: “that’s…quite impossible, actually.”
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