Matthew Johns


term used to define a group of professional sportsmen who gather regularly to w-nk furiously together. normally in a hotel and positioned in a circular arrangement with a young female at the centre.
hey bra, nice p-ss earlier… do you wanna come over to my hotel room later, we’re all meeting for a quick “matthew johns” session.

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