matthew low
g-y f-g who has a p–p fetish and loves a girl named molly hay. also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his d-ck but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.
girl 1: have you seen matthew low?
girl 2: no i was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my sh-t
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