matthew peters
a life-long loser. 30 year old man still stuck in high school. secretly gay. someone who wishes to become a broadway star, but ends up being a high school theatre teacher instead.
-“hey dude where’s your varsity jacket?”
“aw, matthew peters stole it again.”
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