Matthew Scannell
an excellent singer and a member of the band “vertical horizon”
a famous song of his is “everything you want”
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i’ll tear out your f-cking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn’t tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the -ss.
me: hey matt, you rock dude!
matthew: thanks mate.
me: i hunted down your haters for you!
matthew: uhh… thanks mate, i think.
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