matthew’s holy hammer
a d-ck so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as matthew’s holy hammer for how hard he hammers their p-ssys/-n-s usually leaves a big enough sp-ce it put two whitesides
cade: daniel totally matthew’s holy hammered me last night i could fit a football in there now.
daniel: i totally matthew’s holy hammered cade last night.i made him my b-tch.again.
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