nut oyster
male -j-c-l-t–n. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.
mr hank p-ssed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.
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