mattiece
a s-xy little beast with who gets all the girls. he might look like a dwarf but that doesn’t matter with a d-ck of his size. don’t expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his s-xy, often dark chocolate body.
#hot #stupid #cute
girl 1: whats that little guys name?
girl 2: mattiece i think.
girl 1: oh thats why he’s such a cutie!
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