mattingly
she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she’s a cute quiet girl but isn’t going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won’t let her down! she’s a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.
person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe ’cause her name is mattingly???
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a ratchet female. usually talks to guys named tyler. has s-xy friends. flat chested and has a saggy b-ttox. will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
mattingly sucks in the sac.
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