Mattjoo


a very angered and cheap young man. will buy you a small mcflurry if he owes you $5. he likes black girls and has very bad social skills especially on the phone.
kyle: “heyy.. ummm what are you doing?”
jerrod: “just sitting at my house”
kyle:”well…. can.. i come… over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a f-cking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people.”

“hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me.” ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? “wow way to be a f-cking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry.”
when you have interracial s-x while constantly interrupting with akward phrases like “sooo, how does it feel?” and “um, should i go harder? softer?” you then finish by writing about your experience in the school newspaper.
matt:”hey, am i doing ok?”
erin:”matt, can you please just shut up and pink sock me?”
matt:”well, i guess, but what if-”
-erin puts bag over matt’s head-

mattjoo

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