Matton


a matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. they are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. they are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
“omg! i hear matton is going to the party tonight! he is so hot!”

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