Mattox
a person who usually raps at parties and gets all your ladies, is known on rare occasions to drink 6 40 ouncers of yueng ling and still be on his grizzle.
kid at party: whos that kid hookin up with 4 chicks while snortin c-ke lines off his bong?
another kid at party: idk probably a mattox
said mattox: yolo
1) (noun) a male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). avoid a mattox at all costs.
2) (noun) a s-xual position involving three men and a goat. the number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.
“i don’t have the bail money to be friends with another mattox. the last bankrupt me and i don’t even know what became of mah goat.”
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