mattress bearing bitch


a girl that has a lot of s-x. hooker. lady of the night. sl-t.
guy 1: wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the f-ck-me pumps on. i want to go get her number.
guy 2: stay away man, can’t you tell she’s a “mattress bearing b-tch”! if you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

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