Mattress Monster
a mattress monster is a fat and or b-tt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty s-x and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
dude 1: “hey man, that broad’s hot. i’d do her so hard her grandmother would c-m!”
dude 2: “oh man! that’s sick, you couldn’t pay me to stick my d-ck in that f-cking mattress monster. she looks like the love child of roseanne barr and caitlyn jenner!
#ugly #fat #std #roseanne barr #caitlyn jenner #bruce jenner #mattress #monster
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